03-11-2005, 16:54
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Beanz Meanz Fartz?
No more now!!! Fart free Beans! True news at last from Sky....
The best bit is that they were developed by someone called Dr Colin Leakey 
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...457474,00.html
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03-11-2005, 17:07
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
But ... but ... but beans are the musical fruit. You know, the ones where the more you eat, the more you toot!
I don't see the point in no-farty beans - what else could I use to blame the cat for?
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03-11-2005, 17:45
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10 yrs same company 😁
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
Does the size of the bean affect the outcome?  As I find kidney beans worse than baked beans!
I find mushrooms far worse for fragrance 
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03-11-2005, 18:27
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
I wonder what Captain Beany would have to say about it. And yes, his name IS Captain Beany, he changed it by deed poll.....
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03-11-2005, 18:45
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
Had beans with my full english this morning, almost broke my record when I got in a few minutes ago...
Can't beat beans for real manly farts.
The thing is though, beans are just one of many varied things that make you fart, it's pointless developing one that produces less gas. I don't know anyone that eats exclusively beans on their own.
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03-11-2005, 18:46
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
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Originally Posted by Jon M
Can't beat beans for real manly farts. |
You want manly farts?? Get clarie in on the case.
Honestly, her bum grunts have been known to strip paint.
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03-11-2005, 18:50
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
Careful mate, you just invalidated any man points you may have accumulated this week.  
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03-11-2005, 19:00
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
Mate you have no idea - her most spectacular bottom cough was when she laid on her side, lifted a leg up almost vertically and released the most ripping air biscuit you could ever imagine.
3 weeks later my eyesight returned to normal.
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03-11-2005, 19:14
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
Stop it! I'm hurting my ribs
I want Clarie's side of this torrid tale, I'm sure you're trying to deflect attention from your own ass.
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03-11-2005, 19:32
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
Sir I assure you I am not. Her anal announcements are the biggest threat to the ozone layer since they banned CFCs from fridges.
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03-11-2005, 19:56
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10 yrs same company 😁
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
But can they wake you up from a deep sleep?
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03-11-2005, 20:15
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
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Originally Posted by Russ D
You want manly farts?? Get clarie in on the case.
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Claire is a man
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03-11-2005, 20:54
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
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03-11-2005, 21:05
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
No no, that was a fart collective - clarie blasts 'em out in one forceful hurracaine of a pant pump.
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03-11-2005, 21:09
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Re: Beanz Meanz Fartz?
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Originally Posted by Russ D
I wonder what Captain Beany would have to say about it. And yes, his name IS Captain Beany, he changed it by deed poll..... |
And guess What - He hails from Port Talbot. Wales again. Need we say more 
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