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Old 03-08-2009, 11:32   #46
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Old 30-08-2009, 07:52   #48
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Re: Thick as thieves?

How thick are these two, apprehended in seconds apparently

A bungling pair of burglars have been cautioned after they tried to break in to a house shared by princes William and Harry.

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Old 30-08-2009, 12:38   #49
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Re: Thick as thieves?

Not sure if this has been linked to before but it made me chuckle:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wor...00812415195558
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Old 01-09-2009, 12:00   #50
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Re: Thick as thieves?

If you are going to break a couple of traffic laws you might as well do it in style.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09...iving_display/

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I believe he is pleading not guilty on the grounds he is a premiership footballer and as a result traffic laws shouldn't apply to him.
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Old 30-10-2009, 11:27   #51
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Re: Thick as thieves?

Another two contenders for the "Thickest Thieves of the Year" award:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...disguises.html
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Old 30-10-2009, 12:20   #52
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Classic!
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Old 06-01-2010, 13:12   #53
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Re: Thick as thieves?

Not a thief but this criminal was considerate enough to leave his own mugshot for the cops to issue which was nice of him

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01...ing_room_snap/

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Re: Thick as thieves?

Some of our police are even going down to their level now, mind you with stupidity amongst the criminal fraternaty at epidemic proportions it might just be that it's catching

The officers left the house without finding the body, which was under a blanket on a sofa in the room.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8510373.stm
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Some of our police are even going down to their level now, mind you with stupidity amongst the criminal fraternaty at epidemic proportions it might just be that it's catching

The officers left the house without finding the body, which was under a blanket on a sofa in the room.
Those odour eating Camouflage blankets are deceptive.
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Old 19-02-2010, 13:47   #56
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Those odour eating Camouflage blankets are deceptive.
To be fair the odour in the house was probably stopping them looking too closely. I'd imagine the house was in a hell of a mess with rotting food lying about and with only a report of someone just not being seen for a while, no proof he was in the house, I can see exactly why this happened.

At least they went back the next day after making further enquiries to make sure he wasn't in hospital or at a family members.

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Anyway this is one step up from walking into a Police station and confessing.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/sc...6908-22054749/

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Re: Thick as thieves?

If you are going to go on the run don't make a personal challenge to the Police to come and find you.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_c...oure_here.html

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"Hello, I'd like to report my plants have been stolen... What sort.. Cannabis"

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