Oh yeah and the boro have Osvaldo Giroldo Junior Juninho Paulista.
Q) What's the difference between Caprice and Man United's Goalie?
A) Caprice has only got 2 t*ts in front of her!
Q) What's the difference between a Hedgehog and Old Trafford?
A) A Hedgehog has the pr*cks on the outside!
TOP TIP FOR MAN UTD FANS:
Don't waste money on expensive new kits each season, simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support!