We're going nowhere, Pal.
support for Fat Aleck's little scheme is stuck around the 30% mark. Students at Glasgow held a mock referendum last month and produced a result broadly in line with the polls, which is a blow for the separatists because they expected support to be higher among the young. And on that point, support amongst 16 and 17 year olds, who are being given the vote precisely because the Nats believe the kidz will be well down wiv independence, yeah, well, wee Ned and wee Senga, as it happens, are also polling at around one third support for the proposition.
So there aren't going to be any border controls at Gretna on 15 September 2014.